Why Japanese Porn Is Funny

Yes, I am a wanker. I never masturbate more than three times a week though.

Japanese porn is a joke, here’s why:

Religion Is A Joke (part 17/100)

From an Islamic forum with this logo:

Religion Is A Joke (part 16/100)

Religion Is A Joke (part 15/100)

Hold This L

Religion Is A Joke (Part 14/100)

A child gets seriously crippled in accident, caused by a serious drunkard.

His mother dreads a future of devotion and servitude to a needy cripple, who's broken image brings her to tears. 

With convenience as a focus, a part of her believes that they would both be blessed by his death.

The child lives but is paralysed and unable to speak. He wishes to die.

His mother keeps him alive, sacrificing the rest of her life for his, with suppressed thoughts of what his situation will be when she dies.

Her faith in her God grows as her faith forces him to persist in a living hell, where he would rather die and his mother is locked in a prison.

Religion Is A Joke (Part 13/100)

The prophet said to the evolved-man:
"I know your mind is 2000 years less primitive (more advanced) than mine, yet I still believe that you should follow my teachings."

"If you don't follow me, remembering that I am a 'wise' man from 2000 years ago serving old-time fables who still thinks Earth is flat, you will be punished for eternity"

"You'd better believe me"

Religion Is A Joke (Part 12/100)

The term ‘religious war’ describes wars with religion as the primary motive. Wars in which religion is a secondary motivation are not classified with ‘religious war’ but still have religion involved.

War, the unending question against faith, is a negative aspect of our collective-reality. It provokes us all to believe in something more than humanity and its idiosyncrasies.

Religion is a Joke (Part 11/100)

So, there is one true religion.

Due to the talk of infidels and non-believers, not all religions are true.

When I go to Allah’s gates of heaven where I’m asked three questions.

I answer them all wrong because I gave incorrect answers based on my faith in UnendingSheepTorture/Reality.

I told my raceless and faceless interrogator that I was born a catholic and rejected all religion because none of it made any sense, compatibility or positivity.

I’m told to go to hell, where I can suffer pain for eternity.

But, dying again and again in agony gets my male quim wet. So I laugh.

In hell, I am joined by billions and billions of poor souls, even that of the first free man.

I do not see any non-humans here, except for the torturers. My pet unicorn is gone forever.

Heaven only has Muslims in it.

I bet my dead girlfriend's mum and dad got let in.

Religion Is A Joke (Part 10/100)

As seen in a YouTube comment:

God's Perfect Plan

Religion is a Joke (part 9/100)

Without defining your expectations.. your faith-system God and your religion is a Failure. Don't worry, they all are.

A British pound is worth more than the life of a child in poverty. Only 12% of the British population regularly gives to charity.

The British government, using money from taxpayers at the same time as proposing to deny homeless teenagers any assistance, spends 100,000,000 pounds (yes, 100 million GBP) per year on keeping 20 British 'whites' with self-induced kidney-based terminal illnesses alive and in hospital for the rest of their lives.

A billion every decade, spent on keeping 20 'whites' alive. In a country where 35% is not 'white' and poverty is a reality.

So, once again, it seems that God loves 'white' people the most.

Meanwhile, poverty, a force that is indisputably more powerful than any religious entity, influences mothers and women to wish human trafficking and prostitution on their young.

Religion Is A Joke (part 8/100)

Here is a smartphone with the brand of Religion (or Peace Mobile)...

Religion Is A Bad Joke (part 7/100)

As heard on Startalk s01e03

Richard Dawkins says that if he died and saw God, he would ask him:

"Why would you make us live in a free and unpleasant place where your existence is so questionable? I just wanna know why, if you're so real, you made your existence so unclear?".

God replies with "I wanted a bit of faith". The crowd gushes.

Religion Is A Joke (part 6/100)

Soo, my friend's Mohammad / Mohammed was a paedophile..

Yes, it is true.

Religion Is A Joke (part 3/100)

Have you ever heard the story of the rapist, killer and robber who believed that God loved them and others even after killing, raping and robbing more than 30 victims; men, women and children.

They all won the lottery.

If I go to the east, God is not there; if I go to the west, I do not see Him. When He is at work in the north, I catch no sight of Him; when He turns to the south, I cannot see Him (Job 23:8-9).

Religion Is A Bad Joke (part 2/100)

Religion Is A Bad Joke (part 1/100)

Sarah doesn't know how old she is- probably 30- but she is just grateful to be alive...

Her parents were murdered in impoverished Uganda under the terrible regime of the war criminal Joseph Kony. Sarah was kidnapped, beaten and raped. She was then rescued and taken to to Britain, only to be trapped in the sex trade there.

Despite all that, Sarah loves God and her faith has grown..

She does not even know if the British authorities will let her stay beyond next year.. But Sarah firmly believes that Jesus will look after her, wherever she ends up...