If Men Are Dogs, Then Women Are Cats

 So, I think I finally understand the fundamental psycho-social difference between men and women.

 

Religion is a Joke (Part 11/100)

So, there is one true religion.

Due to the talk of infidels and non-believers, not all religions are true.

When I go to Allah’s gates of heaven where I’m asked three questions.

I answer them all wrong because I gave incorrect answers based on my faith in UnendingSheepTorture/Reality.

I told my raceless and faceless interrogator that I was born a catholic and rejected all religion because none of it made any sense, compatibility or positivity.

I’m told to go to hell, where I can suffer pain for eternity.

But, dying again and again in agony gets my male quim wet. So I laugh.

In hell, I am joined by billions and billions of poor souls, even that of the first free man.

I do not see any non-humans here, except for the torturers. My pet unicorn is gone forever.

Heaven only has Muslims in it.

I bet my dead girlfriend's mum and dad got let in.

Religion Is A Bad Joke (part 2/100)

Religion Is A Bad Joke (part 1/100)

Sarah doesn't know how old she is- probably 30- but she is just grateful to be alive...

Her parents were murdered in impoverished Uganda under the terrible regime of the war criminal Joseph Kony. Sarah was kidnapped, beaten and raped. She was then rescued and taken to to Britain, only to be trapped in the sex trade there.

Despite all that, Sarah loves God and her faith has grown..

She does not even know if the British authorities will let her stay beyond next year.. But Sarah firmly believes that Jesus will look after her, wherever she ends up...