Showing posts with label christianity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christianity. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Religion Is A Joke (Part 13/100)

The prophet said to the evolved-man:
"I know your mind is 2000 years less primitive (more advanced) than mine, yet I still believe that you should follow my teachings."

"If you don't follow me, remembering that I am a 'wise' man from 2000 years ago serving old-time fables who still thinks Earth is flat, you will be punished for eternity"

"You'd better believe me"

Thursday, May 07, 2015

Religion Is A Bad Joke (part 7/100)

As heard on Startalk s01e03

Richard Dawkins says that if he died and saw God, he would ask him:
"Why would you make us live in a free and unpleasant place where your existence is so questionable? I just wanna know why, if you're so real, you made your existence so unclear?".

God replies with "I wanted a bit of faith". The crowd gushes.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Religion Is A Joke (part 3/100)

Have you ever heard the story of the rapist, killer and robber who believed that God loved them and others even after killing, raping and robbing more than 30 victims; men, women and children.

They all won the lottery.


If I go to the east, God is not there; if I go to the west, I do not see Him. When He is at work in the north, I catch no sight of Him; when He turns to the south, I cannot see Him (Job 23:8-9).

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Religion Is A Bad Joke (part 1/100)

Sarah doesn't know how old she is- probably 30- but she is just grateful to be alive...

Her parents were murdered in impoverished Uganda under the terrible regime of the war criminal Joseph Kony. Sarah was kidnapped, beaten and raped. She was then rescued and taken to to Britain, only to be trapped in the sex trade there.

Despite all that, Sarah loves God and her faith has grown..

She does not even know if the British authorities will let her stay beyond next year.. But Sarah firmly believes that Jesus will look after her, wherever she ends up...