If Men Are Dogs, Then Women Are Cats

 So, I think I finally understand the fundamental psycho-social difference between men and women.

 

Religion Is A Joke (Part 13/100)

The prophet said to the evolved-man:
"I know your mind is 2000 years less primitive (more advanced) than mine, yet I still believe that you should follow my teachings."

"If you don't follow me, remembering that I am a 'wise' man from 2000 years ago serving old-time fables who still thinks Earth is flat, you will be punished for eternity"

"You'd better believe me"

Religion is a Joke (Part 11/100)

So, there is one true religion.

Due to the talk of infidels and non-believers, not all religions are true.

When I go to Allah’s gates of heaven where I’m asked three questions.

I answer them all wrong because I gave incorrect answers based on my faith in UnendingSheepTorture/Reality.

I told my raceless and faceless interrogator that I was born a catholic and rejected all religion because none of it made any sense, compatibility or positivity.

I’m told to go to hell, where I can suffer pain for eternity.

But, dying again and again in agony gets my male quim wet. So I laugh.

In hell, I am joined by billions and billions of poor souls, even that of the first free man.

I do not see any non-humans here, except for the torturers. My pet unicorn is gone forever.

Heaven only has Muslims in it.

I bet my dead girlfriend's mum and dad got let in.