Amsterdam First Time Psychologist's Experience

"I checked out many of the souvenir shops, hoping to find one from France, where I was supposed to be. Looking for an anomaly..."

Wildly differing from the virtual prisons of London and New York, the pubs can serve alcohol at the early hour of 10am and prostitutes are available until after midnight. The tourist district is almost perfectly arranged, in a capitalist sort if way, with a misleading maze of shops housing the red light district that offers cannabis, sex and other sightseeing opportunities unavailable in the other, more offensive, regions of the world.

Religion is a Joke (Part 11/100)

So, there is one true religion.

Due to the talk of infidels and non-believers, not all religions are true.

When I go to Allah’s gates of heaven where I’m asked three questions.

I answer them all wrong because I gave incorrect answers based on my faith in UnendingSheepTorture/Reality.

I told my raceless and faceless interrogator that I was born a catholic and rejected all religion because none of it made any sense, compatibility or positivity.

I’m told to go to hell, where I can suffer pain for eternity.

But, dying again and again in agony gets my male quim wet. So I laugh.

In hell, I am joined by billions and billions of poor souls, even that of the first free man.

I do not see any non-humans here, except for the torturers. My pet unicorn is gone forever.

Heaven only has Muslims in it.

I bet my dead girlfriend's mum and dad got let in.