Religion Is A Joke (part 17/100)

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Religion is a Joke (Part 11/100)

So, there is one true religion.

Due to the talk of infidels and non-believers, not all religions are true.

When I go to Allah’s gates of heaven where I’m asked three questions.

I answer them all wrong because I gave incorrect answers based on my faith in UnendingSheepTorture/Reality.

I told my raceless and faceless interrogator that I was born a catholic and rejected all religion because none of it made any sense, compatibility or positivity.

I’m told to go to hell, where I can suffer pain for eternity.

But, dying again and again in agony gets my male quim wet. So I laugh.

In hell, I am joined by billions and billions of poor souls, even that of the first free man.

I do not see any non-humans here, except for the torturers. My pet unicorn is gone forever.

Heaven only has Muslims in it.

I bet my dead girlfriend's mum and dad got let in.

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Here is a smartphone with the brand of Religion (or Peace Mobile)...

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Soo, my friend's Mohammad / Mohammed was a paedophile..

Yes, it is true.

Questioning a ninja wife.

I wanted to actually interview one of these poor women but, from the ten or so I asked, I found that you cannot even talk to them or be answered by them in such unsolicited situations.

Only one female partook in conversation. Only to tell me that I was an idiot, to get away from her and that her husband was coming.

"Who are you hiding from and for?"

"Why don't you wear gloves, I can see your hands.
I'm not supposed to be able to, am I?
Wouldn't it be cleaner too??"

"Why can I see your feet and toes?
You do know that many men have a fetish for that?
Is it okay for me to see your crusty toenails but not your dusty hair?"

"Why exactly are you hidden, again?"

"I know that your men want your previously owned aesthetic value to be exclusive but are you happy like this?"

"How do you feel, when comparing your situation to one of a woman who has everything great?"

"A great, respectful, fair, smart, considerate and beautiful man, mental and physical freedom etc... Do you feel happy that you're in this position when you compare it to the one I just gave??"

"Do you think you're ugly? I have no way to see if you're right..."

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