3 Positive Pillars Of A Progressive Black Culture

Leaders of 'Black Culture' (whatever that is) consistently call for further understanding of what 'Black Culture' is and what it should stand for. 

Why Men Always Disappoint

Women always complain about how men are shxx / dogs / liars and always disappoint.

It is a man's role to disappoint, if that is the role that they are always in.

Nikki Minaj Bang Bang Racism?

Against UKIP? Lovely

I am not a true supporter of UKIP, mainly because their main intention of EU migrant purging is too late to execute and they have an obnoxiously incomplete proposal.

Yet, people are being even more stupid by hating UKIP for reasons that aren't factually valid.

Feelings + Emotion Quote

For most people..

Their feelings exist..

Only when they have been hurt..

Teachers Suck (Are Idiots)

Never piss off a teacher..

They're there to teach you lessons...

And the lesson they all love to teach the most is..

Never piss off your teacher.

Countries That Don't Have Traffic Lights WTF?!

Maybe not having any traffic lights is not that bad of a thing.

Questioning a ninja wife.

I wanted to actually interview one of these poor women but, from the ten or so I asked, I found that you cannot even talk to them or be answered by them in such unsolicited situations.

Only one female partook in conversation. Only to tell me that I was an idiot, to get away from her and that her husband was coming.

"Who are you hiding from and for?"

"Why don't you wear gloves, I can see your hands.
I'm not supposed to be able to, am I?
Wouldn't it be cleaner too??"

"Why can I see your feet and toes?
You do know that many men have a fetish for that?
Is it okay for me to see your crusty toenails but not your dusty hair?"

"Why exactly are you hidden, again?"

"I know that your men want your previously owned aesthetic value to be exclusive but are you happy like this?"

"How do you feel, when comparing your situation to one of a woman who has everything great?"

"A great, respectful, fair, smart, considerate and beautiful man, mental and physical freedom etc... Do you feel happy that you're in this position when you compare it to the one I just gave??"

"Do you think you're ugly? I have no way to see if you're right..."

A Message For Lonely White Men: A Beauty Bias

THE STATS ARE OUT THERE..

If you rate yourself a two, a three or below, this is not about you..

Don't worry matey,

 I know you're struggling to get laid with someone you truly want. Those pretty white girls, like you see in the media, only give up their goods for money, an opportunity, a fashionable image / lifestyle or a big cock (if that's what they still want) and don't really have time for pasty regular Joe's like you.

You have an advantage, to combat whatever disadvantages you perceive. You're 'white' and that means more people wanna know you. I know it's weird to actually see written.

But.. compare yourself to your counterpart; someone of similar size with exactly the same qualities, bad habits, polish and bank balance but of a different race. Unless you are really ugly, you will be more attractive to women than your other-raced counterpart. Poor man. Blame it on the media, shaping our societies' consensuses on the openly ranked ideals of human beauty.

"Why are Italians so hot?"

Fuck U2 and Apple, Douchebags!!

Taking the piss, these U2 anus cups are invading everyone's iPhones. Their album, worthless songs of innocence, is nausea inducing, clichéd and pretentious.

Nobody wants your shitty music, everyone knows who you are, whoever likes you will download your crap, you will get no new fans from this act of inconsideration, making everyone waste hours of their lives on getting rid of you Bono.

I can't get it off my iPhone, how to remove this garbage from my music library? #imagine if the government just put shit on every phone, propaganda or something, we'd riot, U2 are wrong. Nobody else can do this.

Swiping a song to the left does not work, instead of deleting it, it just plays the piece of loathsome noise.

Upon further investigation I have discovered that this is a ploy to make people pay for the subscription based iTunes Match, the key that allows for the ability to delete the undeletable.

Support.apple.com/Kb/HT4915

If you have done every suggestion and still have that rubbish listed, try this solution: sign in and out of iTunes in your phone settings.

Disgusting, everyone now hates U2 and trusts Apple less, great business guys!