So, there is one true religion.
Due to the talk of infidels and non-believers, not all religions are true.
When I go to Allah’s gates of heaven where I’m asked three questions.
I answer them all wrong because I gave incorrect answers based on my faith in UnendingSheepTorture/Reality.
I told my raceless and faceless interrogator that I was born a catholic and rejected all religion because none of it made any sense, compatibility or positivity.
I’m told to go to hell, where I can suffer pain for eternity.
But, dying again and again in agony gets my male quim wet. So I laugh.
In hell, I am joined by billions and billions of poor souls, even that of the first free man.
I do not see any non-humans here, except for the torturers. My pet unicorn is gone forever.
Heaven only has Muslims in it.
I bet my dead girlfriend's mum and dad got let in.