The Gay Double Standard

People always say that “Two men in a relationship is disgusting but two women in a relationship is cool” then people reply “That’s not fair, that’s not right”… It isn't fair, it isn't right but it is LOGICAL

The two opposing sides are completely different, so they shouldn't be judged in the same hearing.

Lets go through these contrasting lifestyles..

Females - The Superior Sex

1. Have their own name (lesbians)
2. Are accepted and/or appreciated by the majority of society
3. Intercourse commonly involves cunnilingus, toys,’ handplay’ and sensuality
4. Deal with women who are supposed to be clean, beautified, responsible and good cooks
5. Have no difficulty reverting to heterosexual life

Males – Filthy Barbarians

1. Don’t have a designating noun (gayboys, battymen etc)
2. Are barely accepted and seldom appreciated by the majority of society
3. Intercourse commonly involves deepthroating, anal stress and excrement
4. Deal with men who are supposed to be dirty, hairy, smelly, lazy and stupid
5. Have a hard time reverting to heterosexual life

Not only is one completely desirable but the other is completely disgusting. For anyone to say these "decisions" are the same is delusional political correctness.

Only one is desirable, Only one is disgusting. They are not the same…

2 completely different ball games; Ones a load of bollokks, the other a ball..

Coming soon: “Homosexuality for the desperate”