How To Be a Good Dealer

People tend to think that, if a bit dangerous, dealing drugs is easy. In reality, the profession is tough and has a high rate of turnover. 

In order to be a successful drug dealer, you must follow these 13 commandments:

One Way To Prevent Your Card From Being Cloned

Some identity thieves use the contactless payment functionality found in cards to copy them.

Use a plastic card holder and get a pair of useless shop loyalty cards.

Having dummy cards on either side shields the valuable cards in between.

A Black Person Thinks X Ways (Generalisation Time Again)

# When a 'black' person sees an advertisement mentioning 'whiteness' in the context of cleanliness. (e.g. Toothpaste or laundry detergent commercials) they think of racial connotations and the superior value of the property of 'whiteness'.

A Better Justice System

I know, I know that I should be hopeless about huge reforms of any law system. Too convoluted to edit, it seems that the law-books can only be expanded.