Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Why Japanese Porn Is Funny

Yes, I am a wanker. I never masturbate more than three times a week though.

Japanese porn is a joke, here’s why:

Monday, March 06, 2017

Why I Wont Ever Be A Pro Fighter

I really want to fight, I believe I that I could gain a lot of money and great life experiences.

I went to my local gym, asking about training and fighting. They told me that it was £60 an hour for a trainer and they don't set up fights.

I've heard famous fighters speaking about how they paid hundreds of dollars to have their first fight. You definitely won't lose then... If you do, will you pay more money again?

I'm told that this is not a poor man's sport. Yet, I know that there are ways to get a fight path for free. It's just that I can't see myself finding one. Conor McGregor says "the power's in visualisation". Well, I can't see any way into the game, bar an underground fight club situation that involves a fight to get in the door and an abrupt stabbing.

Also, I'm not an alcoholic - I hate the stuff. So, I need other methods of inebriation. Weed, namely. That's illegal. How can I go through a war without getting mashup afterwards. Besides, in a physical context, weed is the opposite of a Performance-Enhancing Drug.

Of course I'm fine having my head smashed in. That realisation should come before any willingness to fight.

It's just a joke that the only way in seems to be years of slavery under a poor and greedy fighter that you call master, who will set you free when you lose - and you're paying for it. That's messed up.