Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Questioning a ninja wife.

I wanted to actually interview one of these poor women but, from the ten or so I asked, I found that you cannot even talk to them or be answered by them in such unsolicited situations.

Only one female partook in conversation. Only to tell me that I was an idiot, to get away from her and that her husband was coming.

"Who are you hiding from and for?"

"Why don't you wear gloves, I can see your hands.
I'm not supposed to be able to, am I?
Wouldn't it be cleaner too??"

"Why can I see your feet and toes?
You do know that many men have a fetish for that?
Is it okay for me to see your crusty toenails but not your dusty hair?"

"Why exactly are you hidden, again?"

"I know that your men want your previously owned aesthetic value to be exclusive but are you happy like this?"

"How do you feel, when comparing your situation to one of a woman who has everything great?"

"A great, respectful, fair, smart, considerate and beautiful man, mental and physical freedom etc... Do you feel happy that you're in this position when you compare it to the one I just gave??"

"Do you think you're ugly? I have no way to see if you're right..."